OH THE OBVIOUS!

Here I can be seen pulling out a camel toe, caused by pulling up my shorts too high. A problem which I am sure many women other than myself, have also experienced.

You might say, "Oh well maybe you shouldnt pull your pants up so high, lady."

And I would respond, "NO. I want them that high!"

The answer lies elsewhere.

Some one needs to invent a little stiff hard panel thingy to stick to the inside of the shorts so that when pulled up, the area still remains flat.

I experimented with some folded paper, and it worked a treat. But to be honest, I doubt the longevity of the paper and hence, will not take that idea into the public arena.

Ahh! I just found it! It's called a Cuchini! GROSSEST NAME EVER!! Looks ok, but I'd prefer a different shape, and name.

And this lovely website claims that camel toes are the new fad, just like mood rings and pet rocks. Their words, not mine. Also contains a link to NSFW "Free Cameltoes".